Booby Trap

So the other night I hurt my back coming out of the shower.  I like to shower before bed so when I was getting out of the shower, my one foot slid just a tiny bit, and I pulled out my back.  It really wasn't all that bad, but when getting into bed I made a noise from the pain.

I slept ok, I didn't need any pain killers, really I was ok.  A little slight muscle spasm.  It happens! I have a bad back anyway!!

That's it! No more getting out of the shower alone my hubby says!  What? Are you kidding me?! No! Please promise me that you will always allow me to help you out of the shower. I don't like to make him feel uneasy so I quickly said ok. 

Little did I think about what this meant.  This means my husband stalks the bathroom door.  He WAITS for the water to go off so that he can knock and say.. "My Queen...Are you ready to get out?" I bet that would really drive most women nuts.  I absolutely love and adore it!! He is so awesome! This man loves me, and I am FINALLY treated the way I always wanted to be treated!! Woohoo.. THANK YOU GOD!

Well after the first few times I will admit, it got tiresome.  I mean, I like to work late at night.  Look right now as I write this its 3:30 a.m. in the morning.  I do my best work at this time.  So now he wants me to wake him up to get me out of the shower.  This is nuts!

So the first night, I shower.. la ti da ti da.. shower, shower shower.. shut off the water, and I'm like, ok I can handle this.  I will hold on tight and go slow.  And then it happens.... the knock at the door.  Scares the beejeezus out of me.  Mi Amor, are you ready to get out of the shower.  I laugh and giggle.. Yes, I am Mi Amor.. I get all excited to see his smiling, tired face as he helps me out.

The second night I know he is really tired.  He got up super early to bring the girls to Gymnastics and got to bed really late the night before.  He was exhausted.  So I go in the bathroom and shocked to see that my towel is NOT waiting for me.  Wow, he really WAS tired, I think..

I see my bedroom door closed which is NEVER closed at night.  I quietly open up the door, and as it swings open gently a spoon comes crashing down and I hit into some string.. I couldn't stand up I began laughing in hysterics as my husband jumps up and the string is wrapped around his finger and the door knob!! And if his booby trap wasn't enough to make you laugh, I see a huge pile of every towel I own on top of our bed (Under the mosquito netting), that was so that I wouldn't shower with out having him help me out!! hahaha..

He rigged the bedroom so that when I opened up the door it would pull the string around his finger waking him up to let him know that I was looking for my towel.  If the string wouldn't wake him up, he knew that the spoon that he had set on top of the door would have woken me up.  I literally laughed for 45 minutes and couldn't sleep after this.. i was just dying that this man loves me THAT much that he won't allow me to hurt my back again on the bathroom.  How can you NOT love this man?